About Chill Monkey 🌿🦍
🐒 Who the Hell Are We?
Chill Monkey ain’t your average brand.
We’re that weird mix of streetwear, 420 culture, slow living, and zero fcks given* – all rolled into one tee.
Born in New Mexico, powered by good vibes, dark humor, and the urge to design stuff that makes you say “Damn, I need that.”
🔥 Our Mission (If you wanna call it that)
Make you feel good, look badass, and chill harder.
Every shirt, hoodie, or hat we drop is meant to scream self-expression louder than your uncle at a family BBQ.
🤘 Why We’re Not Like the Rest
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🌍 Water-based inks + on-demand printing = less crap for the planet.
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🚀 Orders fly out in 2–4 business days (yeah, we’re fast).
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💸 Hate your order? Return it. We won’t cry. Probably.
😎 The Tribe
Over 1,000 chill souls already ride with us.
They smoke, laugh, wear their Chill Monkey fits, and vibe like legends.
Wanna be featured? Tag us at #ChillMonkeyTribe – just don’t be basic.
📬 Wanna Say Hey?
Wanna collab, send memes, or confess you left your cart behind?
Slide into our DMs @chillmonkey.shop or drop a love letter at chillmonkeyshop@gmail.com.
🛒 Shop the Drop, Don’t Be Late 🔥
(‘Cause your style could use some attitude.)